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Bend Jokes

Funny Health Quotes
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
Funny Money Quotes
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
Goat Puns
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Mother Puns
At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it
I told her it’s so he can cut corners
Beaver Puns
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.