Water you doing on [date]?
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Get in the swim this summer.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
My moment in the sun.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
This summer is going swimmingly.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Poor white splash.
Summer is just floating by.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.