What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Water you doing on [date]?
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Poor white splash.
This summer is going swimmingly.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
My moment in the sun.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Get in the swim this summer.
Summer is just floating by.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.