Water you doing on [date]?
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
My moment in the sun.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
For instant fun, just add water.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Summer is just floating by.
This summer is going swimmingly.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Poor white splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Get in the swim this summer.