This summer is going swimmingly.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
My moment in the sun.
Water you doing on [date]?
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Summer is just floating by.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Get in the swim this summer.
Poor white splash.
For instant fun, just add water.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.