Summer is just floating by.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Water you doing on [date]?
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Get in the swim this summer.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Poor white splash.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
For instant fun, just add water.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
My moment in the sun.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
