St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Deja brew all over again.
Just brew it!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Wear green, or leaf.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Sip, sip, horray!
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You raise the bar.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
People are always after me lucky charms.
Dublin over in laughter.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Shake your shamrocks.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Thank brew very much.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Can’t pinch this.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Life is brew-tiful!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Paddy like a rockstar.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.