St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
You snooze. You booze.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Who’s your paddy?
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Dublin over in laughter.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
You’re my pot of gold.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
You're so clover!
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
You are pitcher perfect.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Gold riddance.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
We like to paddy.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re brew-tiful!
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
You are spud-tacular.
Deja brew all over again.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Wear green, or leaf.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Cutest clover in the patch.
He’s my pinch charming.
Drink happy thoughts.
The pint’s the limit.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Shake your shamrocks.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Thank brew very much.
I’ll be there in a pinch.