Soccer Puns

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Soccer Puns

Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.