Soccer Puns

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Soccer Puns

Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.