Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!