What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!