Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.