Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
