Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
I like you a latte.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I only have ice for you!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I beacha miss summer already!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.