I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
I beacha miss summer already!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Icy what you did there!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Can I Alp you?
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.