What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Water you doing, my friend?
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Don't even chai.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
It was mitten in the stars.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!