The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
After all is sled and done.
Skiing is believing!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Variety is the ice of life.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!