My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!