‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
That was thaw-some!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
I beacha miss summer already!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.