I’m browsing the winter-net.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.