Fall is a-maize-ing.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Don't even chai.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
I like you a latte.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Skiing is believing!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".