What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Don't even chai.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
I like you a latte.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Icy what you did there!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Water you doing, my friend?
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!