When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Can I Alp you?
Girls just wanna have sun!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!