What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Water you doing, my friend?
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
I'm acorn-y person.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.