We’re traveling winter-nationally.
That’s a-may-zing!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Skiing is believing!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Water you doing, my friend?
Don't even chai.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Variety is the ice of life.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Whatever coats your boat.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.