What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
I'm acorn-y person.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
I like you a latte.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Icy what you did there!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!