Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Variety is the ice of life.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!