I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
That’s a-may-zing!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Can I Alp you?
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Skiing is believing!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I came, I thaw, I conquered.