Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Girls just wanna have sun!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
We've reached the point of snow return.
I like you a latte.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
The weather outside is snow joke.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.