What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
I like you a latte.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Can I Alp you?
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
How Rudolf you to say that!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
It’s a winterful day!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."