What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Whatever coats your boat.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.