How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
