What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.