hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.