Rejection Pick Up Lines

Learn the funniest rejection pick up lines to give the most hilarious answers to cheesy lines.

Rejection Pick Up Lines

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."