Rejection Pick Up Lines

Learn the funniest rejection pick up lines to give the most hilarious answers to cheesy lines.

Rejection Pick Up Lines

Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!