Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.