What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.