Rain Puns

Don't let these rainy puns cloud your day!

Rain Puns

When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.
It started raining coins outside today.

I guess it’s just climate change.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why is rain the best kind of music?

Because it has amazing drops.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.

His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”

He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?

I’m going to pieces.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Hurricane

Hurricane who?

Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?

Things ran more fluidly.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?

When it’s not raining.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.

My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?

Van Hailin’.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?

A rain of terror.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Butter

Butter who?

Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.