A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.