Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.