What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.