What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.