What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.