Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
