The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.