What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.