Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?