Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.