If you suck playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can’t get up that high.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
What happened when the guitars got in a fight?
They got in treble.
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums?
A beat cop.
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? Cool Music
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings and the other has strangs.
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?
Because they all have fowl mouths.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?
Such blatant stereo-typing
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??
Ginny Hendrix
What music are balloons scared of? Pop music
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
I was supposed to play the trumpet
But I blew it.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
What does a trumpet and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
How are pirates like trumpets?
They murder the high C’s!
Did you hear about the conductor who was arrested for inciting violins?
They strung him up, but he didn't fret.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him, "is that a Fret"?
What does a trumpet and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA... BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA...
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.