A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.
What does a trumpet and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
I told the person who was playing my trumpet,
To stop pushing my buttons.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What does a trumpet and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
What genre are national anthems?
Country.
What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings and the other has strangs.
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.