"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Want to see the real coming attraction?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock