There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.