There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
