"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?