This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?