"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'