Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
I'm the Juan for you.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.