Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
I'm the Juan for you.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
You and tequila make me crazy.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
You had me at taco.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
I'd cross borders for you.
Will you be my baerrito?