Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
I'm the Juan for you.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You had me at taco.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Will you be my baerrito?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
You and tequila make me crazy.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I'd cross borders for you.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.