You mermake me happy.
Don't fork-get your manners.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Wish upon a starfish.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Shell-abrate the good times!