You’re udder-ly perfect.
I always have a souper time with you.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Pugs and kisses.
I like you sow much.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
We are mint to be.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You octopi my thoughts.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
"I'm nuts about you."
"You bake me crazy."
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Your love will always be up to par.
"I lava you."
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You’re my #1 pick.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
We make a great pear
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
Owl always love you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I love you deerly.
You make miso happy.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!