You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I get a real kick out of you.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
I have bean thinking about you.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I love you berry much.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I pitcher us together forever.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U