"Yoda one for me."
Pugs and kisses.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
We are mint to be.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I pitcher us together forever.
"I wood never leaf you."
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Owl always love you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
You're my purr-son.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
You met all of my koala-fications
I’m soy
into you.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I whale-y like you.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I scored when I met you.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
when I’m with you.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I have bean thinking about you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
I like you sow much.
"You bake me crazy."