Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I pitcher us together forever.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I love you berry much.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
I love you deerly.
I get a real kick out of you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I have bean thinking about you.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I scored when I met you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Pugs and kisses.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate