I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
I have bean
thinking about you.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
We are mint to be.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
We make a great pear
I whale-y like you.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
I pitcher us together forever.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I always have a ball with you.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th