“Feliz navi-dog!”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
"You crack me up."
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
You raise the bar.
Get clover it, babe.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
It takes one to snow one.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
The pint’s the limit.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
You're acute Valentine.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Believe in your elf.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Just brew it!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
You are pitcher perfect.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Birch, please.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
I’ll never fir-get.
You're so clover!
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Say it ain’t snow.
Don’t be elfish.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Icy what you did there.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”