Holiday Puns

Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

Holiday Puns

Look for a rainbow connection.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"

"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I'm snow bored.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
"You crack me up."
I’m fondue you.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
You shamrock my world.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
You snow the drill.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Sleigh, what?!
I loaf you.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
I whale always love you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I'm snow bored.
You are pitcher perfect.
Thank brew very much.
"Eggs-cuse me."
Just brew it!
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
It’s snow joke.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
This is snow laughing matter!
She has high elf-esteem.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Up to snow good.