What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
"That's all, yolks."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
"Just don't carrot all."
The pint’s the limit.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Having a good hare day."
I'm Claus-trophobic.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I'm pine-ing for you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
"You're a real good egg."
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Up to snow good.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Drink happy thoughts.
Make it rein.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I’ll never fir-get.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Deja brew all over again.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
I fence-y you.
You better beer-live it!
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
"Just one hot chick."
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
