Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You are pitcher perfect.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Sip, sip, horray!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
You’re my soul Santa.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Distill my beating heart.
Make it rein.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I think I found my perfect match
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Dublin over in laughter.
Snow thank you.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
He’s my pinch charming.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
We make a great pear
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
It’s snow joke.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Irish you were beer.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.