Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Deja brew all over again.
I have the final sleigh.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Best in snow.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
You’re my lucky charm.
Hold on for deer life.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Look for a rainbow connection.
"That's all, yolks."
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
It takes one to snow one.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Take off all your cloves.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"You can't beat me."
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
I've been thinking of U periodically.
"No eggs-cuses."
I’ll be there in a pinch.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Dublin’ the fun.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
