Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You raise the bar.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
You shamrock my world.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I find you very a-peeling.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Dublin over in laughter.
Let’s take an elfie.
You’re brew-tiful!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Say it ain’t snow.
Shake your shamrocks.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You are spud-tacular.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
You sleigh me.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Take off all your cloves.
Icy what you did there.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Yoda one for me!