Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
You’re my pot of gold.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
You’re my lucky charm.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
How rude-olf of you.
Look for a rainbow connection.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Icy what you did there.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I think you’re dandelion.
We have great chemis-tree.
Shake your shamrocks.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I followed my heart to you.
Don’t be elfish.
My love for you simply radiates.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I dig you a hole lot.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
It’s snow joke.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I call the shots.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Gold riddance.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I love you dairy much.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
This is snow laughing matter!
"Eggs love you."
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Dublin’ the fun.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Icy what you did there.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.