It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Sips getting real.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You shamrock my world.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
"For peep's sake."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
We have great chemis-tree.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Who needs luck? I have charm.
It's ice to meet you.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
The pint’s the limit.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Best in snow.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Fir sure.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Time to spruce things up.
"You make me egg-static."
You’re brew-tiful!
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
We like to paddy.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Dublin over in laughter.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You snow the drill.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
It takes one to snow one.
