“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I “lub” you.
He’s my pinch charming.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
"For peep's sake."
Best in snow.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Up to snow good.
She has high elf-esteem.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
You shamrock my world.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
The snuggle is real.
Treat yo'elf.
People are always after me lucky charms.
You're the ruler of my heart.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
"You crack me up."
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Love at frost sight!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
It takes one to snow one.
Look for a rainbow connection.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
"I whip my hare back and forth."
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Say it ain’t snow.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
