A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.