Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
How did Pavlov get such great hair?
He conditioned it.
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.