I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didn’t razor right.
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.