What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!