How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!