Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!